Holiday Games Gifts

Playing Football with Rudolfs nose.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Christmas Pets

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Clown Skis.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

Halloween Mobile

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

'Unfortunately, I had a heart attack while playing charades.'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

'I'm a loaf of bread.'