Xmas Console Champion Pillows

"When is it my turn?"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

The Royal Wii.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

Santa Self Esteem.

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

Crumpled pieces of paper form the shape of a Christmas tree.

It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.

'He's been trying to control the television for years.'

'Straighten up young man or we will send you out of your room.'

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

Wii Childbirth

I'm going to sports camp this summer. Same. Tap tap tap. My parents think it'll help me make varsity. That'll get me into college. Same. Tap tap tap tap tap. Got him! Nice move. Too bad we can't letter in video games.

I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

Fighting Video Game

'I could only afford the Xbox 180, so you only get to see the characters from behind.'

"I'm afraid George won't be in today. He's about to get a repetitive strain injury."

'Whoa!...These graphics are killer!'

Happiness is a warm Xbox Series X.