Console Champion Pillows

"Dad, couldn't we just play this on my gaming console? We're getting all sweaty out here!"

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"I miss being a passive spectator."

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

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Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Internet Cafe.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

The Royal Wii.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Gamers

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

"When is it my turn?"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

I heard oil companies just discovered huge reservoirs of oil way under the ground, all around our town. But they can't get at it because President Obama declared the whole region a national monument before he left. Why would he do that? Doesn't he know we use oil to make plastic, and that my Playstation is totally made of plastic? What happens of I ever need to buy a fourth Playstation 4? He's endangering my supply just to save a bunch of trees and mountains and waterfalls and endangered bearico

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

'And you honey, how was your day at the PlayStation?'

It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.