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"Dad, couldn't we just play this on my gaming console? We're getting all sweaty out here!"

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

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"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

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"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

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'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"When is it my turn?"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

'Straighten up young man or we will send you out of your room.'

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