Console Contender Pillows

Fighting Video Game

Wii Childbirth

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Not so much as a 'hello Tweety' since she got that games console!

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Gamers

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"When is it my turn?"

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."