Console Critics Pillows

'I could only afford the Xbox 180, so you only get to see the characters from behind.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

Not so much as a 'hello Tweety' since she got that games console!

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Gamers

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

"We suck at this."

"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."

"Wow, this new version is a way more immersive waste of our youth."

No doubt about it... Joyce had become addicted to computer games!

The referee...