Console Gamer Pillows

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

Intendo.

'I don't think Santa can come back and fix it today dear.'

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mixed Doubles.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Crane Game. Ball Game.

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'