Game Console Addict Pillows

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mixed Doubles.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Sweep the board.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I'd like to see you do this online."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

Jungle Games

Knights of the Square Table.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"