Console Warrior Pillows

Due to hours of endless video-gaming, the Credner brothers each developed severe cases of PlayStation butt.

'Whoa!.. No wonder they think that video games are bad for us!'

'But you said if I came over we could play Fantasy Football!'

"I'm afraid George won't be in today. He's about to get a repetitive strain injury."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Second lifeReal life.

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Internet Cafe.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Computer Life

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

The sofa freshly made up...

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!