Console Crusader Pillows

"I don't care which parent I get as long as it's the same one that gets the Playstation."

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

Game Addiction

Video Game Testing Dept.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

One Day Son, All This Will Be Virtually Yours.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

"Guys, I know my PlayStation is in there!"

"Baldo, now I'm worried. You've been working and working...and you still don't have much money saved up."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Do you ever think Mature is kind of an odd way to classify video games?'

Sale.

"He's got his game face on."

"When is it my turn?"

"Can I use your Xbox? Oh my, sis ... you are hilarious!"

Just three days into the family road trip, the Fletcher brothers started to show signs of Playstation withdrawal.

Ok, guys. Let's play!!! Sports Camp. Counselor. And by "play" I don't mean

Ahem. What's up? Do you realize that in some countries, there is so little freedom that people are not allowed to take a week off work to wait in line to buy a new Ybox? We're not heathens here, are we?! Back to the mines.

Isn't it amazing how fast public opinion changed? Just a few years ago, most people were clearly against it. Now most people are FOR it. Please tell me you're not talking about how people seem more interested in Playstation than Xbox. This. Changed Everything.

"Who the #!@!& touched my Xbox?"

Super pets.

The Proust of Twitter

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'