Console Crusader Pillows

"I don't care which parent I get as long as it's the same one that gets the Playstation."

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

Game Addiction

Video Game Testing Dept.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

One Day Son, All This Will Be Virtually Yours.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

"Baldo, now I'm worried. You've been working and working...and you still don't have much money saved up."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Do you ever think Mature is kind of an odd way to classify video games?'

Sale.

"He's got his game face on."

"When is it my turn?"

"Can I use your Xbox? Oh my, sis ... you are hilarious!"

"Who the #!@!& touched my Xbox?"

The Proust of Twitter

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Second lifeReal life.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Knights of the iPhone

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"Quit moving"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'