Console Crusaders Pillows

Happiness is a warm Ybox.

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

The Proust of Twitter

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

"When is it my turn?"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

'It's easy to slag off other people's work, much harder to do better yourself...so Daddy's made a career out of slagging off other people's work.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

The art of painting

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

Sale.

'And you honey, how was your day at the PlayStation?'