Console Crusaders Gifts

The Proust of Twitter

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"When is it my turn?"

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

'It's easy to slag off other people's work, much harder to do better yourself...so Daddy's made a career out of slagging off other people's work.'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

Sale.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

The art of painting

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."