Game Console Warrior Pillows

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Shampoo.

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"When is it my turn?"

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

'Arbitraging lweis and ekpweles all day gave him agnosia.'