Game Console Warrior Prints

I think the boss is going to replace me with a robot. Tap tap tap tap tap. Is the robot named "Karma"? I don't think so. Why do you ask? Isn't it obvious? You're always on your Me-phone. Or playing your Play-box or X-station or whatever. You have a robot vacuum cleaner and a robot car. And to take one look at you, it's almost certain you've got a robot girlfriend. If anyone deserves to be automated out of a job, it's you! Hold on ... I'm polling my Twitter followers on potential retorts.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Shampoo.

Introducing...Anagraman.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Eldrow

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

The Royal Wii.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

This Amount of Computer Code

"When is it my turn?"

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

'Arbitraging lweis and ekpweles all day gave him agnosia.'