Video Game Warriors Prints

You look exhausted. I stayed up all night watching footage of my old football games. Sadie's right. I found three highlights where I got his so hard in the head I got carried off the field. What if something happened to me? What if my brain isn't functioning correctly? If someone's brain was fine, he'd give me money to buy an XBox game. I can't even follow that sentence! What's happening?!

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

'It's a nice day. Why don't you two go out and pray.'

Cat and mouse gamers. . .

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

'Hey! We can play Scrabble while we eat!'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

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"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

Rugger.

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."