Game Warrior Prints

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Shampoo.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Dog retriving Frisbee

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Hand sanitizer

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Bird Symbol Hunting

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'