War Game Warrior Prints

'I know whose team I want to be on!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Shampoo.

Introducing...Anagraman.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Eldrow

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Axes 'R' Us Store

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

This Amount of Computer Code

Under Canvas

'Hey! We can play Scrabble while we eat!'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'We'll just run it past the ethics committee, and we'll be on our way.'

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'