War Game Warrior Pillows

'I know whose team I want to be on!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Shampoo.

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

Axes 'R' Us Store

Under Canvas

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'We'll just run it past the ethics committee, and we'll be on our way.'

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'