Video Game Warrior Pillows

Don Quixote Video Game

'You sacrificed your bishop? and you call my video games violent?!'

"I'll never understand my parents. I can't play video games because of the violence... but they'll let me watch the news!"

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

"No way I would go on a car ride with young master again: he drives like he does in his video games!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Memory Shtick

Dr. Death

'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

And so we devolved into a nation illiterate zombies unable to pen a simple sentence...spending all our time playing incredibly violent video games and trash movies.

The following music video contains wholesome language...

"It's all the violence that does it."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Shampoo.

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Under Canvas

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."