Video Game Warriors Pillows

'It's a nice day. Why don't you two go out and pray.'

Cat and mouse gamers. . .

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

Rugger.

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

'Relax, the game is over.'