Game Warrior Pillows

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Shampoo.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Eldrow

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Beaver tower

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Dog retriving Frisbee

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

Hand sanitizer

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'