Video Game Warrior Gifts

Don Quixote Video Game

'You sacrificed your bishop? and you call my video games violent?!'

'Then it's settled. She gets the house, he gets the cars and the video games go to the winner of a game of 'Guitar Hero'.'

"I'll never understand my parents. I can't play video games because of the violence... but they'll let me watch the news!"

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"No way I would go on a car ride with young master again: he drives like he does in his video games!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Memory Shtick

Dr. Death

'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

And so we devolved into a nation illiterate zombies unable to pen a simple sentence...spending all our time playing incredibly violent video games and trash movies.

The following music video contains wholesome language...

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"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

"It's all the violence that does it."

Ok, guys. Let's play!!! Sports Camp. Counselor. And by "play" I don't mean

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Did I hear right? Rudy's planning to sign up for the army? Its terrible. I thought: There's no way he'll do it. So why is he? The army's giving him a lot of concessions. We'll be in the same unit, right? Unlimited Xbox and bananas.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Rudy, listen to me. This didn't happen. I didn't get drunk and spend the afternoon playing video games with you. You're imagining things. You were drunk too. Your memory is compromised. Maybe you're right. Okay then. But my iPhone pictures tell a different story. You photographed us?! I'll get these posted on Facebook.

You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don

Shampoo.

Eldrow

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.