Gaming Warrior Gifts

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Hand sanitizer

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

"Did you wash your hands?"

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Work Out.

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

Executive fitness.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Iron Man Competition"