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'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Hand sanitizer

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

"Did you wash your hands?"

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

Work Out.

Executive fitness.

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'