Generation Warrior Gifts

A new game show called Paid Off will relieve a contestants student loan debt - if they win.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

Hand sanitizer

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'May the forest be with you.'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

I want to talk about the environment...

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

The Authentic Christmas.

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

It's the biofuel generation.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"You look like you could use a hug."