Gym Warrior Gifts

Small arms training

'I had a mammogram this morning. I think if I have a few more, I may be able to touch my toes without bending my knees.'

Work Out.

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

Gymnastics.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Lifting weights at the health club.

'I thought this was low impact aerobics.'

Executive fitness.

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

Women climbing Fad-diet mountain.

Boxer losing to punchbag.

Advantage of Regular Exercise

Superhero training.

'Pumping his way up the food chain'

Workout Fights.

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

One afternoon down at the gym.

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"I went through the pain barrier pulling my socks on."

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

"Rob, this is not the time to show off your chin-ups."

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

'You wouldn't have any pickles would you?'

'My enemies sent you to me, didn't they?'

'He pushes his body to the limit, in he search for perfection.'

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

"Harder, you fat git, or you'll never lose that ugly gut and those ridiculous man boobs!"

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The Four Horsemen of the Gympocalypse."

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?