Workout Warrior With A Twist Gifts

Hot dog.

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"It's true: no more burpees."

Running

Exercise Class

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Exercise Bars

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Sisyphus during Covid

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."