Fitness Warrior Wannabe Gifts

"Well, my fitness band told my doctor how lazy I've been since my last visit. How do I turn on privacy on this thing?!!!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Running

Exercise Class

"It's true: no more burpees."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Keep Fit.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."