Fitness Warriors Gifts

'When I get off, it keeps talking!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Running

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'