Wellness Warriors Gifts

Today's youth and their challenges

"Has anyone in your family ever had a history of exercise?"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out, I did the hokey pokey and I threw my back out!"

Measles,

Help for Alcoholism

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

"So, how's the back?"

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

'The meds help. I just worry that I might get hooked.'

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

"A good rule of thumb is, if you can't lift it, don't eat it."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

The Ten Resolutions

Health Foods: Closed Due to Illness

Excess Baggage

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

"We at Megacorp are very supportive of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazcylone' to enhance the experience."

Upside down sign offers Yoga Classes.

The age old dilemma: fry it or diet?

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

Woman returning from Weight Watchers - ""You're late - did you get detention?"

'How long has it been since you gave up smoking?'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

Big Turmeric

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"