Health Warrior Gifts

'And this is the only performance indicator that's moving up. Unfortunately, it's my blood pressure.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Type 2 diabetes raise concern over increased incidence of childhood obesity.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

Chemotherapy.

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

Colds: A man's and a woman's

'If I have to be at these boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'

Obesity problem is becoming a global problem

"If you're worried about the dangers of mobile phones why don't you just use it less?"

"I overeat when I'm stressed and I'm stressed about my weight."

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

"If it has the word 'ectomy' after it I've had it!"

Smoking kills...

Obesity Crisis Report.

'Read it now...now!'

'Maybe tomorrow.'

'I'm having trouble fighting off this virus!'

'Reviewers say it has ups and downs...'

Sisyphus pushes the Corona Viurs

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

"I'm feeling fine, but a friend of my mum's hairdresser said that that might just be a symptom!"

The Surgeon General's Army

The Risk of Obesity

Ebola Deaths in Congo

'Fight black lung disease.'

Zika: Fighting the mosquito Aedes

"Look, John... Suzi got an A+ on her school report about the dangers of second-hand smoke!"

"You have to give up your devil-may-care fatitude."

I swear, this is my last cigarette!

". . . and . . . of course, worrying about those things will kill you!"

Childhood obesity global pandemic

No junk meal

Corona traffic light

"There's talk of extending our surgery hours to cope with Covid!"