Fitness Warriors Pillows

'When I get off, it keeps talking!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Running

Exercise Class

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"It's true: no more burpees."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."