Fitness Warrior Wannabe Pillows

"Well, my fitness band told my doctor how lazy I've been since my last visit. How do I turn on privacy on this thing?!!!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Running

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"It's true: no more burpees."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Keep Fit.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Sisyphus during Covid