Weight Loss Warriors Gifts

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

Life on Earth - Superfat.

Woman reads book entitled: '101 reasons to postpone your diet.'

Poor chap was busy concentrating on his 'I can make you thin' CD when the truck squashed him flat.

'Well, if you're enjoying your diet plan you must be doing it wrong.'

"This is the third consecutive week you've gained weight. I have no alternative but to expel you."

Woman returning from Weight Watchers - ""You're late - did you get detention?"

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

'Sorry I had the liposuction machine on blow instead of suck.'

"Now ladies, I hope none of you have been cheating."

'I sent off ?25 to their slimming club and all they sent me was this t-shirt to wear.'

"It's our new diet plan...just pretend that the tofu is steak, the quinoa is French fries and the kale is a big Caesar salad!"

"A little more...there! I lost five pounds!"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"It's true: no more burpees."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

To do before Saturday...

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'