Weight Loss Warrior Gifts

Weight Loss Clinic with a very wide 'in' door and a very narrow 'out' door

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

"Ready to head back?"

Wheat Watchers

"Doctor, there is a correlation between violence and the low-fat diet. Right now, I'd kill for a doughnut!"

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Running to lose weight,

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'I have to lose some weight...Every time I want to rest on my laurels I find I need wider laurels.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'I'm on two diets at the moment. Just one isn't enough...'

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

'I lost twelve pounds.'

'I think my gastric band's too tight.'

Diet Donuts - (Bigger holes).

'It's radical but it just might work!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

A large woman smiles, as she notices that a slimming club's exit door is only half as wide as the entrance door.

Before and After diet photos.

'Obesity is a big problem on our planet, so take us to Richard Simmons.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just found more fat friends?'

The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.

'I've put my days of overeating behind me - now I'm here to work it off.'

'I go to the gym to lose the weight, but it keeps finding me.'

"It's great that you lost weight, but you don't pay less taxes because there's less of you."

"I'm down to my original hat size."

"How's the diet coming, Mr. Sims?"

"We found the only significant impact diet books had if we made people eat them!"

'Helen, you've lost weight!'

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

'I'm down another twenty pounds!'

'Of course she looks thinner. She's had surgery. Did you see the rubber stopper in her stomach?'

To do before Saturday...

Diet Centre vs Smorgasboard.