Fitness Hopeful Gifts

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'That virtual gym app isn't working for you."

"Changing your Facebook profile does not count as exercise!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Yearbook

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.