Gamer Warrior Gifts

Humans...What is their purpose?

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Hand sanitizer

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'May the forest be with you.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

I want to talk about the environment...

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

It's the biofuel generation.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."