Gamer Warrior Gifts

"I was tops in my battalion at world of warcraft."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Hand sanitizer

Fish want out of polluted river.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'May the forest be with you.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

I want to talk about the environment...

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

It's the biofuel generation.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"You look like you could use a hug."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."