Gamer Wizard Gifts

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

'Boat Launch'

"When did this game get started?"

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"It's baaaack!"

Silly sausages

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

The Water Diviner

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'We're de-salting water?'

"He needs his five-a-day."