Gamer Wizard Gifts

'The heart's no problem, but you've got no chance with the xbox 360!'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Boat Launch'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"When did this game get started?"

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"It's baaaack!"

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

Silly sausages

Paul Gilbert.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

United States Constitution.

Violent Video Games

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

The Water Diviner

'A few years ago that wouldn't have even sounded like a sentence.'

"Here, a white blood cell attacks invaders...I've just simplified the graphics."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Herd Nerds.