Wii Wizard Gifts

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

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"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Knight in shining Lycra!

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

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'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Ready for a run!

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Always the wise guy.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Boat Launch'