Wii Wizard Mugs

'Here's where Wii lets you choose traditional baseball, or you can select the 'Virtual Steroids' option and hit a ton more home runs.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Miss America IQ Pageant

Knight in shining Lycra!

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Emma Watson

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Ready for a run!

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Boat Launch'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

'Always the wise guy.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'