Whodunit Wizard Mugs

"So let me get this straight. Colonel Mustard was murdered with the spanner in the library... Hmmm - I think someone's play a game with us constable!"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Rocking horse

Miss America IQ Pageant

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Mystery of the Poets

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Bribery and Corruption.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

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