Whodunit Wizard Mugs

"So let me get this straight. Colonel Mustard was murdered with the spanner in the library... Hmmm - I think someone's play a game with us constable!"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Rocking horse

Miss America IQ Pageant

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Mystery of the Poets

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Bribery and Corruption.

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'My app just ate your widget.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie