Whodunit Aficionado Mugs

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"I think it was done with mirrors."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"The butler did it...the butley did it...I'm sick and tired of your stereotypical accusations!"

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

'See this?! Looks like Murphy is in the clear.'

'Where were you the opening night of murder mystery dinner theater?'

"Hmmm...Looks like somebody had a grudge against him. Did he have any enemies?"

"Don't look now boss, but it appears we've picked up a tail."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Mystery of the Poets

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Bribery and Corruption.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

I see he's still "working" from home.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

How Will They Manage without Us?

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."