Whodunnit Enthusiast Mugs

"It's really a waste of ten bucks, since I'm omniscient."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Mystery of the Poets

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Bribery and Corruption.

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Stephen Fry.

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

A spy peering round the corner.

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

"The butler did it!"

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'