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"It's really a waste of ten bucks, since I'm omniscient."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Mystery of the Poets

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Bribery and Corruption.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Stephen Fry.

Oscar Wilde

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

A spy peering round the corner.

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

"Whoever did this was chillingly methodical about it."

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

"The butler did it!"

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."