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'It seems he really was trapped in a glass box.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Mystery of the Poets

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Bribery and Corruption.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

A spy peering round the corner.

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"The butler did it!"

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."