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I like a good whodunit.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Mystery of the Poets

The End is Nigh

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Bribery and Corruption.

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

A spy peering round the corner.

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

"The butler did it!"

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'