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"I think he must have had a death wish"

The Butlers Ball.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'The police report says that he had a great fall... but I'm going to run some tests.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

A trevor of trainspotters

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Mystery of the Poets

Beam me up. Scotty!

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Situation Tragedy.

Bribery and Corruption.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

A spy peering round the corner.

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie