Whodunit Lover Gifts

"I think he must have had a death wish"

The Butlers Ball.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'The police report says that he had a great fall... but I'm going to run some tests.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

A trevor of trainspotters

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Situation Tragedy.

Mystery of the Poets

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Bribery and Corruption.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Larry David

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

A spy peering round the corner.

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."