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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Mystery of the Poets

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Bribery and Corruption.

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

A spy peering round the corner.

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

"The butler did it!"

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

The Butlers Ball.

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

Murder/Mystery