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Nursery crimes #2 "You folks really need a better alibi than 'Just walking in the woods'"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Mystery of the Poets

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Bribery and Corruption.

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

A spy peering round the corner.

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."

"Whoever did this was chillingly methodical about it."

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"The butler did it!"

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

The Butlers Ball.

"Of course it's a rerun...it's a history channel."

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.