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'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Mystery of the Poets

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Bribery and Corruption.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

A spy peering round the corner.

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

"The butler did it!"

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

The Butlers Ball.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

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