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'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Mystery of the Poets

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Bribery and Corruption.

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

A spy peering round the corner.

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

"Whoever did this was chillingly methodical about it."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."

"The butler did it!"

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

The Butlers Ball.